How the fight got started
I rear-ended a car this morning. :(
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the car . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed
out and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are
. . . and that'* when the fight started :P