The only thing that the IRS has not taxed
04-08-2009, 04:43 PM
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The only thing that the IRS has not taxed
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male *****.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the ***** will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10" - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00
8"- 10" PoleTax $ 250.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00
3"- 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.
** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the ***** will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10" - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00
8"- 10" PoleTax $ 250.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00
3"- 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.
** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
04-10-2009, 02:47 AM
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what is a capital gain and how would I apply for--- i mean ... hi 
j/k j/k
sorry i had to
thats priceless John thanks for the laughs
will be forwarding that to friends
j/k j/ksorry i had to
thats priceless John thanks for the laughs
will be forwarding that to friends
