Some new drugs for women
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Some new drugs for women
With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance:
MIRRORCILLIN
A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.
STOPPANAGGIN
Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.
COSMOPOLIRA
Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing "facts" in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.
LOGICON
Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non-relevant postulates such as "you don't love me anymore".
PARKATRON
72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 metres long; 54% acheived this in under 15 minutes.
MAGNATACK
Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.
WARDROBIA
Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a "sale" notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their credit limit.
BEERINTULIN
Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports
MIRRORCILLIN
A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.
STOPPANAGGIN
Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.
COSMOPOLIRA
Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing "facts" in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.
LOGICON
Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non-relevant postulates such as "you don't love me anymore".
PARKATRON
72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 metres long; 54% acheived this in under 15 minutes.
MAGNATACK
Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.
WARDROBIA
Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a "sale" notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their credit limit.
BEERINTULIN
Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports
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Ahem- I know several men that could also use some of those. MOS there you go again digging yourself in deeper. Am I gonna have to call your wife.
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Thats it you are grounded to your soundproof garage. I don't want to hear a peep out of you until you get your garage cleaned young man!! lol
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