home remedies that really work
>Home remedies that REALLY WORK
> Home Remedies:
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
>boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
>someone else to hold them while you chop away.
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
>using the sink.
> 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
>awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
>rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
>be afraid to cough.
> 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit y! our thumb with a hammer, then you will
>forget about the tooth ache..
> AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The
> Rules of Life really are:
> You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it
> doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves
> and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
> And finally... Be really good to your family and friends.
> You never know when you are going to need them to
> empty your bedpan.
97 White SSEI..
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
what'* the fun in that, hotwiring seats is more manly.