At least you can't say it'* dull there and all you see on the news is the latest tumbleweed report
I work in a small retirement community and you'd be amazed at the crime that this town is riddled with. People stuffing dead bodies in abandoned wells, a nice elderly couple getting shot in their home by woman in broad daylight just to take their money, etc. It is crazy. The elderly wife lived by pretending to die when she was shot and she later identified the attacker.