The difference between "guts" and "balls"
03-12-2006, 10:51 PM
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The difference between "guts" and "balls"
The difference between "guts" and "balls"
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling Of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next."
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling Of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next."
08-31-2006, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
I've got balls! I won them in the divorce 
(And to do that- that takes guts :P )
(And to do that- that takes guts :P )From what I've read,he didn't have much to begin with.
08-31-2006, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by kennlee
How many time have you been married again?????
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