He who drives well in "fairway" does not always "fare" well in driveway.
Tiger'* recent transgressions remind us golfers that somedays course conditions suggest that its best to keep the wood in the bag.
Gatorade dropped their Tiger Woods sports drink. Because it'd be tasteless to say, "Is it in You?"
Tiger Woods won't be playing any more tournaments this year.
However,I'm sure he will get in some holes here and there.
The jokes go on and on.....
Tiger tried to explain to Elin that oral sex and intercourse are not really the same. "
"That'* ridiculous" she said.
"Tiger said, "Well then why do they have different prices?
Tiger Woods has decided not to attend next week'* Chevron World Challenge. He'd like to go, but his wife still has his nine iron.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both got clubbed by Scandinavians.
There are unsubstantiated reports that Tiger Woods' wife is pregnant. It seems that Tiger had another accident while pulling out.
I guess it goes to show that when you play with only wood, you'll get beat with an iron.
The police asked Tiger'* wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
What'* the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.