Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while
the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your
place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the
Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."