Tony ate macaroni while knitting on his pony and started puking supercharger oil everywhere in the ponys hair. Then Spiderman appeared drunk but Smelled like Boosty fart absorbers.
The Stench filled Tracy'* electronic lung causing her to pass out and she needed more cowbell. <--- LMAO
"I need more cowbell baby," said Tracy, as she picked her underwear out of her butt.
Cody anxiously swallowed his pride, and approached the computer, noticing that no one was playing the new game anymore. Meanwhile, another user continued to make posts anyway, thinking "geez, It'* friday and I'm making posts to myself". I'm really a loser. I should have painted my car green when Boosty told me to.
While he was thinking this, the phone rang and it was Tony telling me the 1.9 rockers are here. "I can't believe I even got them on the group buy after what just happened" Cody said to himself. "I only wish I'd ordered Chuck Norris soup."
Untill Haro said "You guys really need a life" - and then said: Here: take this one, I found it the other day at Wal-Mart.
Meanwhile, Tracy borrowed the 1.9 rockers from me and mounted them to the cowbell, and came up with enuff Horsepower to undo the "wedgie" she has been experiencing. An unforseen circumstance involving Haro'* next-door neighbor and a bottle of wesson oil got everyone'* attention including some weird guy from the west coast that wears thongs. Gathering some confidence, Scott calmly took the wesson oil, a raw chicken and a slip 'n' slide. He then called Florence Henderson who told him,"Screw you, do i look like tech support!?" He yelled "Carpe Cerevisi " to no one in particular while slamming his cellphone onto the pavement like a cellphone smashing on the pavement.
Sometime later, the entire neighborhood gasped in shock as GM brought out a new 500 hp RWD Bonneville with the super secret Series 4 supercharged 3800 bored to 4.2L, but were then sued by Ford because Ford needed the money badly to stay open, but didn't even put a dent in GMs bank.