Pearl Jam sounds like it could be MOS 2nd account?
In any case, Pearl Jam, do these mods also -
Get a canister vacuum cleaner, and where the air comes out, hook that to your intake.
You will need to buy a very powerful DC to AC converter to run this type of supercharger. You could plug the vacuum cleaner into it.
And with the sucking hose, you can vacuum your car more easily.
If you want to scrape like the lowriders, just remove the wheels and drive around on the rotors and drums. Just don't go over any rough roads.
You want a GPS system real cheap? Here is how...
Just record a bunch of stuff off of a real GPS onto a VCR tape, on your typical daily route. Play it back thru a hidden VCR and get a small color TV to install into the dash.
Removing the passenger airbag should render the space for this project.
For keyless entry, just never lock the doors.
Afraid of the 3800 II intake issues? Just don't run any collant, but drive only real short trips.
I have some other mods if interested.