ROFL!!!! Ya, thats me. At least I can "MAN up" to it. I guess I'm lucky enough to have a wife that lets me wear the pants..... until we are "home alone"
Being she is a Veterinarian, the line line of the song strike a little to close to home.
"I'm the top dog around here, but I've been neutered." She can perform that procedure from incision to stitched up in under 3 minutes. Her personal best was 92 in a 8 hour event sponsored by an Animal Shelter as a fundraiser.