Help me out here.
10-10-2006, 02:22 PM
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Help me out here.
I'm working on a list of my major accomplisments for the year. My boss needs it for my annual review.
Here'* what I have so far:
Any new ideas before I save it and send it to him?
Here'* what I have so far:
Removed my left eye and used it as a beam expander in Bay1 to enable a critical TR
Used my burly chest as a 308 beam block during the initial 308 alignment on the Coyote tool.
Discovered a way to laser-machine acorns, making them easier for squirrels to eat.
Inhaled the entire contents of the LPX laser chamber and held it while Mike changed the resonator optics, preserving the gas mix for the next fill.
Discovered a very fast way of laser machining holes in my shirts, increasing my comfort through ventilation and improving my productivity.
Replaced the HVPS in the Novaline laser using nothing but my belt and a piece of used chewing gum (and my pants did not fall down).
Discovered a way to make my wristwatch reflect enough laser energy to remove part of a troublesome ceiling tile.
Used my dirty socks to test the MDA Gas detection system effectiveness. Assisted my peers in the resulting evacuation.
Did extensive testing to prove that 45mW of 532nm light will not damage the eyesight of a really annoying rat terrier.
Discovered a method of removing bacteria from Derek'* sandwiches using the 248 flood path on Coyote, and was able to do so without changing the taste of his lunch.
Invented a new process to remove the delicate chrome plating from a very expensive laser mask, and found that if it is put back in the wrong box, nobody notices.
Invented a new health-related laser process, Lipo-Lase, and demonstrated it on myself, shedding 45 pounds in 3 minutes.
Used my burly chest as a 308 beam block during the initial 308 alignment on the Coyote tool.
Discovered a way to laser-machine acorns, making them easier for squirrels to eat.
Inhaled the entire contents of the LPX laser chamber and held it while Mike changed the resonator optics, preserving the gas mix for the next fill.
Discovered a very fast way of laser machining holes in my shirts, increasing my comfort through ventilation and improving my productivity.
Replaced the HVPS in the Novaline laser using nothing but my belt and a piece of used chewing gum (and my pants did not fall down).
Discovered a way to make my wristwatch reflect enough laser energy to remove part of a troublesome ceiling tile.
Used my dirty socks to test the MDA Gas detection system effectiveness. Assisted my peers in the resulting evacuation.
Did extensive testing to prove that 45mW of 532nm light will not damage the eyesight of a really annoying rat terrier.
Discovered a method of removing bacteria from Derek'* sandwiches using the 248 flood path on Coyote, and was able to do so without changing the taste of his lunch.
Invented a new process to remove the delicate chrome plating from a very expensive laser mask, and found that if it is put back in the wrong box, nobody notices.
Invented a new health-related laser process, Lipo-Lase, and demonstrated it on myself, shedding 45 pounds in 3 minutes.
10-10-2006, 02:43 PM
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Re: Help me out here.
Originally Posted by willwren
I'm working on a list of my major accomplisments for the year. My boss needs it for my annual review.
Here'* what I have so far:
Any new ideas before I save it and send it to him?
Here'* what I have so far:
Removed my left eye and used it as a beam expander in Bay1 to enable a critical TR
Used my burly chest as a 308 beam block during the initial 308 alignment on the Coyote tool.
Discovered a way to laser-machine acorns, making them easier for squirrels to eat.
Inhaled the entire contents of the LPX laser chamber and held it while Mike changed the resonator optics, preserving the gas mix for the next fill.
Discovered a very fast way of laser machining holes in my shirts, increasing my comfort through ventilation and improving my productivity.
Replaced the HVPS in the Novaline laser using nothing but my belt and a piece of used chewing gum (and my pants did not fall down).
Discovered a way to make my wristwatch reflect enough laser energy to remove part of a troublesome ceiling tile.
Used my dirty socks to test the MDA Gas detection system effectiveness. Assisted my peers in the resulting evacuation.
Did extensive testing to prove that 45mW of 532nm light will not damage the eyesight of a really annoying rat terrier.
Discovered a method of removing bacteria from Derek'* sandwiches using the 248 flood path on Coyote, and was able to do so without changing the taste of his lunch.
Invented a new process to remove the delicate chrome plating from a very expensive laser mask, and found that if it is put back in the wrong box, nobody notices.
Invented a new health-related laser process, Lipo-Lase, and demonstrated it on myself, shedding 45 pounds in 3 minutes.
Used my burly chest as a 308 beam block during the initial 308 alignment on the Coyote tool.
Discovered a way to laser-machine acorns, making them easier for squirrels to eat.
Inhaled the entire contents of the LPX laser chamber and held it while Mike changed the resonator optics, preserving the gas mix for the next fill.
Discovered a very fast way of laser machining holes in my shirts, increasing my comfort through ventilation and improving my productivity.
Replaced the HVPS in the Novaline laser using nothing but my belt and a piece of used chewing gum (and my pants did not fall down).
Discovered a way to make my wristwatch reflect enough laser energy to remove part of a troublesome ceiling tile.
Used my dirty socks to test the MDA Gas detection system effectiveness. Assisted my peers in the resulting evacuation.
Did extensive testing to prove that 45mW of 532nm light will not damage the eyesight of a really annoying rat terrier.
Discovered a method of removing bacteria from Derek'* sandwiches using the 248 flood path on Coyote, and was able to do so without changing the taste of his lunch.
Invented a new process to remove the delicate chrome plating from a very expensive laser mask, and found that if it is put back in the wrong box, nobody notices.
Invented a new health-related laser process, Lipo-Lase, and demonstrated it on myself, shedding 45 pounds in 3 minutes.
Proved that a pulsed laser of less than 45mW will not mutate a cockroach, cricket, grasshopper, or dung beetle taped to the exit lens into Rodan or Godzilla.
10-10-2006, 02:54 PM
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Discovered that dropping an lens can produce unseen fractures that can split a high-energy beam into a random-direction array of lesser energy beams (related to other discoveries already listed)
Proved that taping a dung beetle to the exit aperture of the Synrad laser will not mutate the insect into Godzilla or any other mythical creature.
Proved that taping a dung beetle to the exit aperture of the Synrad laser will not mutate the insect into Godzilla or any other mythical creature.
10-10-2006, 05:26 PM
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