A joke I'm being "forced" to post....
10-27-2006, 11:43 AM
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A joke I'm being "forced" to post....
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween
party in a couple of days so the husband tells his
wife to go to the store and get costumes for them
to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the
bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a
Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are
you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman?
Take this back and get me something else I can wear.
The next day the wife, not too happy,
returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes
home from work goes to the bedroom and there laid out on
the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at
his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever
heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me
something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there
laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of
three white buttons, the second is a thick white
belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4 The husband yells
at the wife, What the H*** are these for?"
"The wife yells back," Take your clothes off. You
can put the three white buttons on the front of
you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea,
you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And
if you don't like THAT idea, you can shove the 2 x 4
up your A$$ and go as a fudgesicle."
party in a couple of days so the husband tells his
wife to go to the store and get costumes for them
to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the
bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a
Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are
you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman?
Take this back and get me something else I can wear.
The next day the wife, not too happy,
returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes
home from work goes to the bedroom and there laid out on
the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at
his poor wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever
heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me
something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there
laid out on the bed are three items one is a set of
three white buttons, the second is a thick white
belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4 The husband yells
at the wife, What the H*** are these for?"
"The wife yells back," Take your clothes off. You
can put the three white buttons on the front of
you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea,
you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And
if you don't like THAT idea, you can shove the 2 x 4
up your A$$ and go as a fudgesicle."
10-27-2006, 01:27 PM
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Re: A joke I'm being "forced" to post....
Originally Posted by MOS95B
When he comes home that night he goes into the
bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a
Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are
you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman?
bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a
Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are
you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman?
I have
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CcUnL-QmGM
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