AAAWWW Come on now!. Yourrrrrrr killing me. Look at it this way 1.3 gallons=166 ounces. 12 ounces to a can/bottle. 12 into 166= 13.6 cans of beer. I wack a 12 pack down with little effort. And an 18 pack on weekends. Yep half of a Labatt Blue 18 pack near gone already. Me and Gumball stayed up the other nite playing quess that car and I did a 12 pack and a couple leftovers from last saturday nite and he killed a whole 20 pack. You can do it. Tell that mini keg you own it. Practice makes perfect. (A perfect buzz that is) Dont guzzle, just enjoy and eat some snacks as you go along. You can go the distance. Were here for ya. Friends dont let friends be quitters. The only other advice is Dont drive.