Harry and his blonde wife
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Harry and his blonde wife
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide
she'll become a hooker.
She'* not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that
bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She'* not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says "****. All I've got is thirty."
She says,"Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Harry says, "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a
simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you
lend this guy seventy bucks?".
she'll become a hooker.
She'* not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that
bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She'* not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says "****. All I've got is thirty."
She says,"Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Harry says, "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a
simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you
lend this guy seventy bucks?".
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