1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO? It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon too.

4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned during Spring Training.

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her.

7. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

8. Why do blondes have more fun? They're easier to amuse.

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes

10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with their hammers.

11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? She missed.

12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde'* ear? Data transfer.

13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? Because she read that one child out of every four was chinese.

14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.

15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light builbs? She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

16. Why are Asians so smart? No blondes.

17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? You can park in the handicapped zone.



THE REBUTTAL:

For all the men who like to send blonde jokes...the paybacks are here!

1. How many of the honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them

2. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a ****.

3. Why does it take 1 million sprem to fertilize one egg? They won't stop and ask for directions.

4. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

5. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds eventually mature.

6. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

7. How many men does it tak to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know. It has never happened.

8. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

9. When do you care for a man'* company? When he owns it.

10. Why are married women usually heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what'* in the fridge and go to bed, married women come home, see what'* in the bed and go to the fridge.

11. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Tape the remote control between his toes.

12. What did God say after creating man? "I must be able to better than THAT!"

13. What did God say after creating Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

14. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common? They're all married.

15. Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says, "So she would love you!"

Jeb, that one you added was a little off-color for this environment. Our members are as young as 13, and some of our kids read this forum.

Uh-oh, which one?!? I guess I better read these through...

You missed it. Reply to your thread. I deleted it. Carry on.

Oh, *phew*, thought it was me...been saying some stupid stuff today...