MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a year and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a ****** goodyear!haha! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. The Big Bad Wolf told little red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur ****. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the ****** book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet ***** always makes a **** happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send this to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur ******* sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train

18+ indeed

Is that one of those damn myspace messages?

sounds like it.

Marty, pass what ever it is you got over here.