You got to be kidding me, right Todd. A Deacon is an ordained lay member of a church, right under a Pastor. I was elected by my Church body and ordained last month.
One joke, one, and You will write me 1000 Hail Mary'* before you ever post again.
EDIT>>>> I just saw the post above, you beat me to the punch. LOL. I am very active in My Church and Community. My wife and I are very fortunate in our finances and lifestyle. We do alot of charitable work, abroad and right here in our Church/Town to give back to Who we believe gave us this Blesssing.