My cousin Walter jerked off in public once, true story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides its all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passangers take a que from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passangers are beating off plumeting to thier certain doom, when all of a sudden, the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands saftley, and everyone puts thier pieces or whatever you know away and deboards. Nobody mentions the phenomena to anyone else.
'95 Bonneville SSEi - Forest Green Metallic/Dark Tan Leather 136,000 Miles
Mods: Custom Intake w/K&N RX-4750 and custom CAI box, 180 Stat, 24k GVW Tranny Cooler, ZZperformance SC coupler, Sylvania Silverstar (low beams), Michelin Pilot Sport A/* 225/60/16 Tires, RSM Rotors w/Raybestos QuietStop Ceramic Pads, Gold Painted Calipers and Drums, Vented SC cover, Taylor Pro Spark Cables, NGK TR55 Plugs, Red Interior Lights.
Current Projects: 2.5 SC Pulley, Ram Air, Header Wraps, Muffler + Hi-Flow Cat