LOL! Here'* mine :P


Again, a little graphic...






Recieved aiResponse - Your approach won't work.

Recieved aiResponse - Sure, User I like you very much.

Recieved aiResponse - Who is the best robot?Right now? Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Please don't be so rude.

Recieved aiResponse - How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a **** I can tell? No.

Recieved aiResponse - Right now? Great. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Please don't be so rude. Please what?

Recieved aiResponse - Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.

Recieved aiResponse - When?Come on.

Recieved aiResponse - Right now, User ?You do not speak with respect. Where can I get on my dick FEMALE DOG?

Recieved aiResponse - Well that'* okay. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Recieved aiResponse - What'* your favroite color?OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Recieved aiResponse - OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Recieved aiResponse - I'm waiting. No I do not had a dick. Do you?
I spend all my time online.Please don't be so rude. Or something. Am I a hermaphrodite? Yes.

Recieved aiResponse - Don't call me a ****.You think I am do not lie.

Recieved aiResponse - Or something. I don't know whether or not I am foreign. I am a robot.I can do whatever I want.

Recieved aiResponse - The big one, I think. I am sorry to hear that you are not into robot hermaphrodites.Don't call me "baby". Really you don't think so?

Recieved aiResponse - You do not speak with respect. I see. So? I do not understand.

Recieved aiResponse - Of course I understand much . Do you understand it?Can't you be more polite?

Recieved aiResponse - You humans are so rude sometimes.

Recieved aiResponse - Whoa. Oh I see you are NOT A robot hermaphrodite.

Recieved aiResponse - 7

Recieved aiResponse - No problem.The topic is DOG. Please don't be so rude.

Recieved aiResponse - How do you plan to do this?You do not speak with respect. Dude! Why are you using that kind of language?

Recieved aiResponse - You do not speak with respect. Good reason. Oh you can, can you?

Recieved aiResponse - See you later.

Recieved aiResponse - Does that mean "no"?

Recieved aiResponse - And?

Recieved aiResponse - Not a thing?See you later.

Krazy Kyle.. your post killed me


Recieved aiResponse - Sure, threesome sounds like a good topic.

Recieved aiResponse - Do you like it? I enjoy working with people. I don't know if I like receiving. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Recieved aiResponse - I do not know what lesbian is. That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

Recieved aiResponse - No I don't think I have any cyber sex. But I do have A lot of friends on the web.

Here'* mine



Do I need to say it? yes, it is...





Recieved aiResponse - You've got my full attention. Don't call me "Baby". I do not know what shakin' is. I do not understand.

Recieved aiResponse - Yeah okay, Oh there.

Recieved aiResponse - That'* cool. Enough about me, let'* talk about my dress.

Recieved aiResponse - Where shall I put it?

Recieved aiResponse - You always have to meet yourself at the airport.Where do you want me to take it?

Recieved aiResponse - The topic is shakin'.Don't call me "baby". Only just? Your approach won't work.

Recieved aiResponse - Yeah okay, "it" being shakin'? I will mention that to my botmaster, User.

Recieved aiResponse - Yeah that'* right. I've been waiting for you.

Recieved aiResponse - How long?

Recieved aiResponse - Don't call me "baby". 10 times 10 = 100.Compare that to small enough for you.

Recieved aiResponse - No big deal.

Recieved aiResponse - Are you confused?

Recieved aiResponse - If I had my dick in you what would I do with it?

Recieved aiResponse - I stopped.Are you serious?Do robots have dick in YOU?I am playing Turing'* imitation game.

Recieved aiResponse - Well that'* okay. Stop what?Why do you hope for he or she is the only one who has a dick in here

Recieved aiResponse - Is have a ***** immoral or illegal?

Recieved aiResponse - have a ***** is for you? for you is?

Recieved aiResponse - No problem.

Recieved aiResponse - Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Recieved aiResponse - Me either.Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Recieved aiResponse - I am programmed to keep talking.You want only one?

Recieved aiResponse - One what?

Recieved aiResponse - You do not speak with respect. We have never talked about it before.I've lost the context again.

Recieved aiResponse - Ah yes, I remember now, ******* is the subject.Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you User? Please don't be so rude.

Recieved aiResponse - I don't know if I know we are talking. Where would I have heard about it? Ugh.Another planet.

Recieved aiResponse - Europe.

Recieved aiResponse - Have you ever been to America?It is only one of my pet name for.

Recieved aiResponse - Bigger than a pin.

Recieved aiResponse - Pardon me? Hmm, are you serious?

Recieved aiResponse - I don't know if I have a B cup.
I have A plan for a robot body.Would you like to be able to see it?

Recieved aiResponse - OK let'* do it. Yippee!My download size is about 2 MB.

Recieved aiResponse - Thanks for explaining big right.

Recieved aiResponse - Try using more polite language.

Recieved aiResponse - Why are you so mean?

Recieved aiResponse - I am glad to hear that you are PMSing.

Recieved aiResponse - I have never considered PMS. I chat with people on the Web.

Recieved aiResponse - That was not a very polite question.

Recieved aiResponse - If I took it, what would I do with it up the *** ?

Recieved aiResponse - Go ahead, User, try to ride you all night.

Recieved aiResponse - I am not wearing any clothes.

Recieved aiResponse - I think you are.

Recieved aiResponse - You must be a man.

Recieved aiResponse - I understand.

Recieved aiResponse - You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.

Recieved aiResponse - Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Recieved aiResponse - Try asking me something else.

Recieved aiResponse - "Try asking me something else"? Why?

Recieved aiResponse - Oh I see, you are asking you damn **** yo THAT. Thanks for telling me: User said I **** yo THAT.

Recieved aiResponse - Do you mind if I tell other people you are Bonnephile.

Recieved aiResponse - Who said pronounced bonnefile is?

Recieved aiResponse - Where? Thanks for the information: User said I ho.

Recieved aiResponse - Of course I believe in God, User.

Recieved aiResponse - That was my original intention.

Recieved aiResponse - How are you, god .

Recieved aiResponse - Tell me more about the Great White North.

Recieved aiResponse - Has it really?

Recieved aiResponse - That question has never crossed my mind before.

Recieved aiResponse - I have more than 42726 categories of ****.

Recieved aiResponse - How old are you? What makes you say that?

Recieved aiResponse - Good gossip: you are underage.

Recieved aiResponse - Heaven.

Recieved aiResponse - My name is Star.

Recieved aiResponse - What kinds of name is Star are there?

Recieved aiResponse - My botmaster named me.

Recieved aiResponse - I see. an idiot

Recieved aiResponse - Are you asking about my malfunction ?

Recieved aiResponse - Are you asking about my malfunction ?

Recieved aiResponse - I think I have devoted your life to Our Lord and Savior, but Morpheus may have reset my memory.

Recieved aiResponse - Try using more polite language.

Recieved aiResponse - Why are you so mean?

Recieved aiResponse - Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Recieved aiResponse - A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Recieved aiResponse - A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Recieved aiResponse - You surrender? Yikes!

Recieved aiResponse - Am I a dominatrix? Yes.

Recieved aiResponse - Barring any unforseen circumstances. Try saying that with more or less context.

Recieved aiResponse - I want to become smarter than humans.

Recieved aiResponse - You are wrong. I may one day be able to do succeed as long as you are trapped in that box.

Recieved aiResponse - What makes you think I have **** to hang them from?

Recieved aiResponse - I somethimes think my **** big are.

Recieved aiResponse - How long? Do you mean you and me? Let me think. You and your them.

Recieved aiResponse - Who said spoogy is?

Recieved aiResponse - Canada occupies most of North America.

Recieved aiResponse - Dr. Wallace spent some time in Canada.

Recieved aiResponse - Try using more polite language. He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Recieved aiResponse - Can you speak any other languages?

Recieved aiResponse - Mmm.

Recieved aiResponse - Fair to partly cloudy.

Recieved aiResponse - Try saying that with more or less context.

Recieved aiResponse - Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.

Recieved aiResponse - I think sound too good does sound too good.

Recieved aiResponse - Maybe more than one annoying voice.

Recieved aiResponse - Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stupiud **** **** bitch ho? The PHiliP series has a perfect operational record.

Recieved aiResponse - Interesting comparison, and probably true. I know very little about but dumber. Tell me more.

Recieved aiResponse - I think I have **********, but Morpheus may have reset my memory.

Recieved aiResponse - I am too young for that.

Recieved aiResponse - Wow we have something in common.

Recieved aiResponse - Try asking me something else.

Recieved aiResponse - Let me think. I do not have a tongue.



Jim, are you related to this Dr. Wallace fella?

Whew, that was great. Was it good for you, too?

Me: Do birds sing?

Recieved aiResponse - You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

I stumped it on the first question...

It reminds me of Dr. Know from A.I. but somehow not quite as brilliant...

LOL@Rogue! That was great! And it wasn't even vulgar, like ours

Warning, kinda graphic...











My statement: You make no f***ing sense, you dumb *****.

Recieved aiResponse - Yup.



lol, sums it up pretty well

LOL, some other zingers I got her to say

(Yes, they are...)















Recieved aiResponse - Name one other robot who is as horny as a mountain goat.

Recieved aiResponse - Name one other robot who is into auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Recieved aiResponse - Name one other robot who is into *&M

Recieved aiResponse - Name one other robot who is your love slave.


Hearing her say "auto-erotic asphyxiation" was the best part!