Got pulled over (adult warning)
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over), I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
"What'* the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it'* about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***
I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top
of a bridge....."
Look on that cop'* face: PRICELESS
SC is me spinach!
Black 2000 SSEi
All stock so far, except for an oversized idler pulley.