Ryan, you can get $69 one-way tickets through Southwest Airlines out of Hartford, to Orlando. How you fit the SSEi in your carry-on is your problem.

I know, maybe you can use one of dem 'gator handbags we wuz talkin' 'bout.

gators don't make good handbags but crocodiles are where the money is at

Alligator Handbags

These don't look so cheap!

All you really have to do is attach a handle to their back... :P