They would like to have you contact them about the dent in the pool?
You had to be there!!!
One clue........the pool also lost an inch in the water level afterwards as well!
The next time you're in a situation like this, you gotta yell "Surf'* Up!!" just as they leave the board. I'll almost killed this big ol' girl in Jr High (she was also the class bully, so she deserved it) with this trick....