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Old 10-16-2006, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
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Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Well, we know you wouldn't be the flasher otherwise no one could have a stroke
I wouldn't be hanging out in a park near you three old ladies...lol
Been nice knowing ya. Bill
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What was that I heard about a condom and a camel???? :?
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Well, we know you wouldn't be the flasher otherwise no one could have a stroke
I wouldn't be hanging out in a park near you three old ladies...lol
You know you would give your left ******** to be with any one of us wonderful BC ladies
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He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
Old 10-16-2006, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by lash
He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
what did he trade the left one for???
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by lash
He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
what did he trade the left one for???
He didn't say, you'll have to hear it from him....lol.

BTW, I noticed you had a nice even 1000 posts today.
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Originally Posted by lash
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by lash
He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
what did he trade the left one for???
He didn't say, you'll have to hear it from him....lol.

BTW, I noticed you had a nice even 1000 posts today.
I hadn't even noticed Yay for me
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And being that she only posts in the lounge...we can get a picture of her evenness..lol
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Default Re: Gertrude, Maude & Tillie

Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol

Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Tracy immediately had a stroke.

Then, Nicole also had a stroke.

But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
funny...

Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by lash
He already traded his left one. Now there'* only the right one left...
what did he trade the left one for???
A summer with Pat. ( even funnier...)
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Nooooo there was no trading my nuts for the summer..lol
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