Genie and the taliban
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That'* three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie'* eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie'* eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
George W. Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it'* about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it'* virtually impenetrable."
George W. Bush says, "Fill it with water."
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