My daughter was always little (til she hit her teen years anyway) so she got called "Dinky Little Girl", which got shortened to "The Dink" or just Dink. One Xmas, my ex, the kids, and I were headed to the WalMart. At the entrance, there'* a double left turn lane. We were on the inside lane. The moron in the outside lane decided he needed to be in our lane as we were all turning. The Ex screamed at him "You #*^%ing Dink!!" A little voice from the back seat whispered "What, mommy??"