"I stopped being sexist, because B**ches hate that sh*t"
(Good old flea market)
Now 4 a few I made up:
I'm not drinking and driving...I drank, then I drove
Stop staring at my ***
If you can read this you must be RICE
If you can't read this honk your horn (for the stupid ppl)
If you can read this GET THE F*** OFF MY A$$!! (in small font)
If you are reading this keep your eyes on the road!!
If you are a cop, wait till I throw my drugs out the window
If you are a cop, I don't have a front plate on, so pull me over
And my personal favorite