I would now like to formally apologize
for everything that I have posted, am
posting or will post. Though sloppy and
thoughtless, my intention as I post is
never to injure feelings, bruise egos,
incite flaming, or raise unsightly welts
and rashes. If anyone has felt or will
feel anything less than euphoric after
having read one of my poorly
conceived and executed electronic
epistles, I grovel humbly in the muck
and meekly beg that your condemnation
of my very existence will not be utter.
Thank you all. I beg your forgiveness.
 I would like to add a special apology
to all of those attending public schools
in America who will have to look up the
word "epistle" in the dictionary.
 A "dictionary" is a book with many
of the words in the English language in
it. If you do not have one, you can often
find one at your nearest public library,
usually with the page containing "fuchsia"
 The public library is that building where
many people sleep after they have gotten
themselves kicked out of the rescue mission.
It is also where cheap, rich people go to read
the bestsellers for free, though they also go
to complain about the long waiting list for these
books, and the 25 cents they have to pay for
each day they return the books late.
 "Five dollars?" they cry, when they reach
the fines ceiling. "I could have *bought* the book
 And showing them the $27.95 price on the
inside dust jacket flap rarely inspires them to
admit their economic error. The suggestion that
they could work off their fines at minimum wage
also rarely meets with approval. 
 But if Oprah told them to pay all their library
fines without complaint, I'm sure the public library
could afford a few more branches. Maybe Oprah
could tell them all to go to the library and read in
the nude. That might improve library morale.
 And since these footnotes have undoubtably
offended somebody, I'd like to apologize for my
unflattering use of accurate characterization.
1998 SE Midnight Blue Pearl
Gutted airbox, FRAM AirHog, removed MAF Screen, eBay clear corners, extended brake lights
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