Turner Brown
08-29-2006, 06:00 AM
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Turner Brown
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left ********, 3 pound right ********, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What'* wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left ******** weighs 3 pounds, my right ******** weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown. "
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around!"
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What'* wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left ******** weighs 3 pounds, my right ******** weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown. "
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around!"
08-29-2006, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by handdrumman
I do admit that was pretty funny......that little skinny white guy could have been me!! 
I thought it was you, that is why it was even funnier
08-29-2006, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by handdrumman
Yeah, well if it was me and I "thought" i heard him say that I would have headbutted him in his "3 pound left ********"!!!!
08-29-2006, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by handdrumman
Yeah, well if it was me and I "thought" i heard him say that I would have headbutted him in his "3 pound left ********"!!!!
