Four married guys go fishing. After an hour,
the following conversation took place:
"You have no idea what I had to do to
be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint
every room in the house next weekend."
"That is nothing, I had to promise my wife
that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise
my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth
guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What'* the deal?"
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex,"
and she said,