I named my iPod "The Titanic". Then when I plugged it to the computer it read “The Titanic is synching
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
If a man argues in the woods and he is alone- is his wife STILL right?
I put the sexy in dyslexic.
Baby, I didn't mean it like that... Everybody knows Ho is short for Honey
You're like a slinky - completely useless, but fun to push down stairs.