Exercise - I don't think so ....
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Exercise - I don't think so ....
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She'* 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is !
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our body.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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And last but not least:
I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She'* 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is !
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our body.
6
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
10
And last but not least:
I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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Re: Exercise - I don't think so ....
Originally Posted by Gumball
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And last but not least:
I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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And last but not least:
I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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