Ok, so I kinda doctored this joke -I felt it was biased.
A woman and her husband are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
wife keeps staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sits
alone at a nearby table.
The husband asks, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," sighs the wife, "He'* my ex-boyfriend. I understand he
took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the husband, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"