Kids are quick...
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Kids are quick...
Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that'* wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it'* H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father'* cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't
punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother'*. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it'* the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that'* wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it'* H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
_________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father'* cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't
punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother'*. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it'* the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Kids say the cutest things!!!
Personal Expierence:
My son had asked me if he could eat his meal in his room. Usually he is not very neat and doesnt like to pick up after himself, so I told him that the only way I would let him eat in his room, is if he cleaned up after himself. He agreed.
Shortly after, I hear him complaining about getting somethnig on his comforter.
DAD I SPILLED SOMETHING ON MY BLANKET AND CANT MOVE. CAN YOU GET ME A KNAPKIN?
So knowing that he was probably covered in what he was eating, I said sure and got up to get him one. Well, to my surprise, he was sitting there with a wide grin on his face and looked at me and said, "Only kidding" I just didnt feel like getting up.
LMAO!!!!! Kids are small genius'*
Personal Expierence:
My son had asked me if he could eat his meal in his room. Usually he is not very neat and doesnt like to pick up after himself, so I told him that the only way I would let him eat in his room, is if he cleaned up after himself. He agreed.
Shortly after, I hear him complaining about getting somethnig on his comforter.
DAD I SPILLED SOMETHING ON MY BLANKET AND CANT MOVE. CAN YOU GET ME A KNAPKIN?
So knowing that he was probably covered in what he was eating, I said sure and got up to get him one. Well, to my surprise, he was sitting there with a wide grin on his face and looked at me and said, "Only kidding" I just didnt feel like getting up.
LMAO!!!!! Kids are small genius'*
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Tracy, you were in my classroom today!!!!!
Those little darlings or germ factories (whichever you prefer) are bound and determined to make all of us NUTS. Today a group of grade 7 boys were hauled out of class because someone was drinking :?
Then my two little angels had screaming fits at each other in the halls...................How many more weeks until spring break!
Those little darlings or germ factories (whichever you prefer) are bound and determined to make all of us NUTS. Today a group of grade 7 boys were hauled out of class because someone was drinking :?
Then my two little angels had screaming fits at each other in the halls...................How many more weeks until spring break!
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