John, Greg, & Boosty, you guys cut me, man. Cut me REAL deep.
Bob, you don't need to post the tiger-striped picture. You've resurrected that aberration in my mind'* eye and I can't get it out. Danke.
Yes, there are plenty of Utahrds around here, and I suggest you stay away...very far away. There'* no mountains to the east, or desert to the west. The Great Salt Lake stinks. The Bonnevile Salt Flats are a fabrication, and I know none of you care to get your Bonneville on the track at the Miller Motorsports Park (look it up w/Google).
Nonetheless, with respect to weather, you may take heed of what'* (still) dropping out of the sky here.
Private message for Greg (everyone else stop reading now):
Yeah, the weather is really that craptacular. This building is like a faraday cage - not much gets in or out - so I can't answer my cell w/o it dropping out. And I'm not going outside for phone sex today. Sorry.