A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
"What'* all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my *********."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says. "You
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
1992 Thunderbird Sport-5.0 HO-Curse White-157k- It may be a Ford, but it'll kick some ***!