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Old 03-03-2006, 11:25 AM
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My wife left me... And I don't understand.

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that'* what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.
Old 03-03-2006, 11:50 AM
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You are too bad for words!!!
Old 03-03-2006, 12:23 PM
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Veddy, veddy funny...
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Classic!
Old 03-03-2006, 01:04 PM
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Default Re: My wife left me.....

Originally Posted by MOS95B
My wife left me... And I don't understand.

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "H***, that'* what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.
I can honestly see you saying that though......THAT'* the funny part
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in the "spirit" of that post, i just told my gf we needed to get some beer. she was looking a bit homely. she glared at me. i think shes going to punch me.
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Well ya dug your own dirt bed right there....nice knowin' ya LOL
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i just figure... if im gonna dig, i may as well put my back into it. if im going to be in the doghouse, i may as well be there long enough to spruce it up.
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