Doing the chores
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking a beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this, that
she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Miller Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips,lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosey
bitch and then calmly replied ..
"I am, and that'* why she cuts the grass."