alcohol warning
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alcohol warning
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your *** kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the #1 leading cause of
unexplainable rug burns on the forehead
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tiiipe
real guude.
hell happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.
~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your *** kicked.
~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the #1 leading cause of
unexplainable rug burns on the forehead
~~~~~~~
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tiiipe
real guude.
#4
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Originally Posted by opensourceguy
That'* what I do.. well, I do that sober too, I am just a weird one..
-justin
-justin
i guess being bipolar screws with your head some. i would hate to throw boose into the mix.
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