The pregnant turkey...
11-15-2006, 12:29 PM
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The pregnant turkey...
This is funny......
The pregnant turkey..
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister'* house for the
traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told
my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(*) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and
proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my
sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'* BLONDE!
The pregnant turkey..
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister'* house for the
traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told
my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(*) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and
proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my
sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'* BLONDE!
11-15-2006, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by wakefieldl
true story??????????? 
11-15-2006, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by wakefieldl
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by wakefieldl
true story???????????
11-15-2006, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
O M G......................
I would have hit the floor laughing
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