I hope all the kiddies are sleeping
Bill if you think its to much . by all means delete.


***** Versus Beer


A beer is always wet.
A ***** needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A ***** tastes better served hot.
Advantage: *****.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold ***** makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
***** does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming *****, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: *****

24 beers come in a box.
A ***** is a box you can come in.
Advantage: *****.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer.
Advantage: *****.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like *****, she will definitely
get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: *****

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much ***** and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game.
You are a legend if you have a ***** in the stands at a
football game.
Advantage: *****

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
breathalyzer.
If a cop smells ***** on your breath, you are going to get a
high five.
Advantage: *****

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.

Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
***** can make you see God.
Advantage: *****

If you think all day about your next beer, you are
an alcoholic.
If you think all day about the next ***** you will have, you
are normal.
Advantage: *****

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of ***** is more fun.
Advantage: *****.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a ***** at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a *****, it may hunt you down like the
dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly
have you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best ***** you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: *****.

The worst ***** you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad *****:
Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle.
Good *****: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: *****.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: *****.

It'* a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: *****.

Oh **** I thought Bill erased this. that was My drunk night.

u can always edited it

Naw its just that it was posted in 1 of Bills Beer post and when he
removed the post I thought it went with it.

Damn..........

***** or Beer?????????

Not a tough choice!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did this get into the lounge?