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Old 04-30-2005, 10:52 AM
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20 ways to tell some one their fly is open:

20- The cucumber has left the salad.
19- I can see the gun of Navarone.
18- Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17- You've got Windows in your laptop.
16- Sailor Ned'* trying to take a little shore leave.
15- Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14- Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13- Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12- You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11- Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10- Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9- Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8- Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7- I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
6- Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5- You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4- Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3- You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2- I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1- The PONTIAC is not all the way in the garage.
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nice
Old 04-30-2005, 02:09 PM
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Freakin' classic.
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a local one for me is "Kennywood'* Open." that is Pittsburgh'* "Big" theme park and claim to fame.
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"Pontiac is not all the way in the garage."

Wow, now that'* clever.
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LOL niiiiice
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hahahahaha !
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Default Re: Your fly is open.........

Originally Posted by dbeast420
18- Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
11- Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
8- Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
5- You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
My Brother just fell out of his chair. I think he'* hurt, I can't really tell, I'm too busy laughing!
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Those are too funny.
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