The Buffalo Theory
10-10-2003, 08:33 PM
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The Buffalo Theory
"Well ya see it'* like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and Weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks The slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the Brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That'* why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
By the Morning I'll be a genius :P
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and Weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks The slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the Brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That'* why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
By the Morning I'll be a genius :P
10-11-2003, 09:51 AM
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Just kidding 
I'm not drinking at all for awhile. Getting ready for surgery later this month. I'll have one beer a day afterwards, as it actually promotes bone growth. Better than milk in that regard, actually. There'* a little trivia for ya.
I'm not drinking at all for awhile. Getting ready for surgery later this month. I'll have one beer a day afterwards, as it actually promotes bone growth. Better than milk in that regard, actually. There'* a little trivia for ya.
