Cowboy boots
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Cowboy boots
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in Texas. Ray always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over: "Nope."
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says: "Ray, what'* different? It'* hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells: "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'* HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'* LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies: "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over: "Nope."
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says: "Ray, what'* different? It'* hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells: "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'* HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'* LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies: "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
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