An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It'* fart football.

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says

"Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another
one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7"

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains
real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he'* got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, "What the world was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides...............


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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink ONE liter of water each day at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than ONE kilo of E. coli bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo or 2.2 lbs of CRAP. However,we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or rum,whiskey or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water=Crap, Wine=Health. Therefore, it'* better to drink wine & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm passing this along as a public service, because some of you have been "drinking way too much water".

I found that beyond funny. I laughed pretty hard.. thats not a crappy joke...