I'm stealing this from another car forum.
The rules are as follows:
-The person who posted before you will post a wish. Your job is to twist it in the worst way possible (while keeping it PG!).
-You can't grant the wish of the person who granted your wish (meaning two more people have to post after you do before you can answer again).
-DO NOT post anything intentionally malicious. Have a sense of humor about it!
Example: If I said:
Originally Posted by bonniebrougham
I wish I had a bowl of rice crispies right now.
then someone could say:
Originally Posted by someone
Granted. You get your bowl of rice crispies, but the bowl grows legs and runs away before you can eat them.
I wish I had all the parts I need to fix my car.