What the f*** is wrong with you? The f***ing lady asked for your f***ing age. Don't f***ing use the motherf***ing riddles. What the f*** you have in your brains, f***ing ****? No one f***ing wants to listen to how the motherf***ing newton f***ing figs came out of the f***ing nose when you laughed. I f***ing don't care if you wasted your f***ing precious time reading this f***ing post. It'* not my f***ing problem dumb f***ers.
Now please don't be offended, guys, I did this purely out of humor because you guys have used the f word so much so I thought I'll use the most f words in one post. Beat that guys!
By the way, if you guys are keeping count, I used 16 f words.