Phil Hendrie is a satirical comedian. Everything on his show is made up, all fiction. He is syndicated. Use to listen to him when I was a FT Bragg. Kind of like a Jerry Springer, but all his "guests" are actors roleplaying. Not sure how many guests on Jerry Springer are real.... Hopefully not to many.
Great Find! Brought back memories of the Phil Hendrie show,
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Here are some Phil Hendire bits found on Mouseinfo.com
-Lloyd Bonafide is shooting black cats because they're bad luck. He also throws a girl into the street because she stepped on a crack in the sidewalk, and then she was hit by a car. When he walked by someone on a ladder, he tipped it over because if someone walked under it, it'd be bad luck. Then, of course, Clara Bingham picked the phone up at the end, saying how it'* a mental facility and Lloyd just got away from them. Classic.
-Ted Bell, where he took his Jag to an auto shop, and got a Mercedez C-class as a loaner. He was so embarrassed that he had to ride in a Mercedes with vinyl seats that he had his 8 year old daughter drive herself to school, while he ducked down in the back seat so nobody could see him. Then his daughter ran into a pregnant lady who miscarried because of that, and Ted Bell is suing the guy who runs the auto shop for giving him a Mercedes.
-Vernon Dozier owns a gas station, and raises prices because people abuse his free privileges, like people using the blue paper towels for drying windshields for blowing their noses and wiping off their hands, and kids putting the styrofoam coffee cups on their mouths and sucking on them. Also, he hates it when he has to clean his filthy bathroom, and he goes into vivid detail with the process of cleaning the toilet. As usual, he practically has a heart attack near the end, and tells Phil that the current gas price is $7.00.
Over time, Vernon'* been a math teacher, telesurveyer, real estate agent, and high school football coach. It'* funny, because Phil captures how some teachers have to have a crapload of jobs, and how some older teachers are generally grouchier and have high blood pressure. Vernon'* in his 50'*, and it'* the classic stereotype.
-Another Vernon Dozier bit. He'* on a diet because his doctor told him to in order to lower his blood pressure, and he goes to Disneyland. He sees a kid with a Carnation Ice Cream cup, and says how the kid was licking the cup clean obnoxiously, because he was trying to taunt Vernon. Then he goes up to the kid, and kicks it out of his hand and into Frontierland.
-Dean Wheeler thinks Disneyland should be multilingual, and he'* suing Disney to have all the rides in the park be in Spanish on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays in order to have the Spanish guests understand. Of course, the Mexican families are paying him to do this frivilous lawsuit. He says how the Mexicans think that when they're on Star Tours, that they think they're on the Jungle Cruise. Also, when they see Pluto, they think he is saying that he wants to molest them. Then he gets into a bunch of ridiculous stereotypes.
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