Cojones de Toro - GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat
GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat

Go Back   GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat > General Offtopic Chat > Lounge

Lounge For casual talk about things unrelated to General Motors. In other words, off-topic stuff. And anything else that does not fit Section Description.

LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 08-09-2006, 11:23 AM   #1
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default Cojones de Toro

Cojones de Toro

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in
Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah, Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro, bull'* ********* from the bull fight this morning. A
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, Senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw
you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the
bull wins."
Dark Teal Metallic (CAI, 180* T-Stat, Dual Climate Control, Tinted Windows, Silver Grill Inserts, Headlight Blackouts)
Also have: 1992 SSEi(CAI, Xenon Glow Headlights, Cyberwhite Navigator Fogs)
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Stop starin at my thingy!
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2006, 11:26 AM   #2
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
dbeast420's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My reclining computer chair
Posts: 11,269
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
dbeast420 is on a distinguished road


Score one for the bull
dbeast420 is offline   Reply With Quote

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Cojones de toro nagel79 Lounge 2 09-20-2006 08:58 PM
hey toro man! here are some pics of my toronado delta8t8 Lounge 18 11-04-2003 01:11 AM
DID I see another toro owner on here? you at 115 top end? delta8t8 Lounge 23 11-02-2003 01:36 AM

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:07 AM.