A chicken farmer goes into this nice tavern and takes a seat at the bar right next to a fine looking woman patron.
The farmer orders a glass of champagne The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne myself."
The farmer turns to the woman and says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day and I'm celebrating."
"Well," says the woman, "this is a special day for me too, and I'm also celebrating."
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clink glasses and he asks, "Tell me, what are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today
they're finally fertile."
"That'* great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"
The man says, "I switched roosters."
And the woman says, "Hmm, what a coincidence."
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
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